Rejected New Moon Script

My friend Tamara shared this New Moon rejected script with me, and I loved it.  Here's the link.  Check it out: 
http://www.ericdsnider.com/snide/my-rejected-new-moon-screenplay/

Here's a snippet of two of my favorite parts:

JACOB: Bella! You crashed! Are you OK? Here, let me take off my shirt and leave it off for the remainder of the film.
BELLA: I approve of this.
JACOB: Sorry I've been acting a little weird lately. The other guys in my pack -- I mean tribe -- have been hounding me -- I mean bugging me -- to join them. Here come some of them now!
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ALICE: There's Edward! He's standing in the doorway of that church, revealing himself to the crowd!
BELLA: Edward! Stop! Put your shirt back on!
EDWARD: You don't want people to know I'm a vampire?
BELLA: No, it's just that after spending so much time with Jacob I'm embarrassed for you.